The post under this heading was a result of a misunderstanding. Completely on my part. Beg your collective pardons. I'm deleting existing comments and disabling any further comments on this post. Thank you and goodnight.
i like annoying people. i am an ovo-lacto vegetarian feminist. i like woody allen films, mushrooms and dissecting popular cultural artifacts (which is just a posh way of saying i love to hate what other people like). but mostly i just complain.